First, take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!! So whatever you’re thinking you better think again. Otherwise I’m gonna have to head down there, and I will rain down an ungodly fucking fire storm upon you. You’re gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth mother fucker! I WILL MASSACRE YOU! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!”
haha i made one of these for my boyfriend.
creeped him out lol
x o x
sarahhh
First, take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!! So whatever you’re thinking you better think again. Otherwise I’m gonna have to head down there, and I will rain down an ungodly fucking fire storm upon you. You’re gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth mother fucker! I WILL MASSACRE YOU! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!”