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“Orphan” Movie Review – Pick of the week from the Schmoes!!
November 23rd, 2009 
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Your’e right, she was a 7 year old hermaphrodite!
I miss your doggie…your reviews just aren’t the same without him wriggling about and sticking his bumhole in the camera : (
How I miss your poochy’s smile.
it’s PATHETIC that the “smaller” movies are better than the big blockbuster movies that came out this year. (sighs) the movie was awesome though, there is nothing scarier (to me) than real-life shit like the (SPOILER): still birth nightmare scene in the beginning DAMN!! that was some fucked up shit!
Wow i saw that coming a 100 miles away and I have not even seen this movie! =)
Thats a lame twist.
yeah i wish they would have had like a backstory to her insanity
yeah i wish they would have done a backstory on her insanity
i agree, but i thought that it was more of a comedy this movie
I absolutely loved this movie. Best horror film I have ever seen. It actually had a story to it, just not random killing. 5/5 to an amazing movie. The child actors were superb.
you guys are very funny
Thank you painter, glad you enjoyed the review and happy to have you as a subscriber!
Gotta say, the contrast between the bits of the trailer and the humor of the review really made it for me. Great job on this.
The Brother Got Owned In The Hospital Room. LOL
i gave up on horror i’ve seen enough really another creppy kid film
when you watch one its like oh hi head fell off oh no the naked bimbo got raped the little bitch had it comin’ and if you wern’t a dipshit your head would still be on
myt check this out u guys havent been wrong on any review yet keep it up dudes
I love the movie “Orphan”! And to be honest I like the way Esther dressed, she dressed like a proper lady. Not saying that she acted like a lady at all!
was her secret that she was 30 well in her 30s
to extrairdubartstar979 I like her clothes too, my favorite is her green outfit, love her ribbons in her hair and on 0:56 I LOVE that hat, looks a beret’
this movie was AWESOME
Funny review, glad you made it as you liked it, most reviewers make a review for a film and end up just teasing it, so thanks for respecting this great film.
No problem at all, like I said in the opening, I wanted to hate this film but it was really well made and a pleasant surprise.
To quote Dr.Cox on SCRUBS: “You are wrong wrong wrong. YOU ARE WRONG!”
joshua was better in my opinion
Reminds me of The Omen
Esther is one of Angelina Jolie’s kids
Best Orphan review on the site, great job guys. Im loving the energy
Nice review! rated 5 stars. great work